Today I took Roman’s advice and became Liberty City’s newest tw@ member. I also met one of his friends. I am not sure which I found funnier – him or the internet.
Roman: “Man, I love this country. It’s fucking amazing.”
Me: “I want some of what you’re on. It must be pretty strong because I can’t see what you’re happy about. Life is shit.”
So today I took Roman’s advice to explore the city. My opinion has not changed, but at least some of its people have a sense of humor.